Written by Mad Welshman
“Is it strange, sir, that my head unaccountably aches here, and I feel that I have been here for longer than Ive seen?” Alice enquired, scratching irritably at her ribbon. The Reviewer chuckled, showing perhaps more teeth than necessary.
“Not all here is fair, child, and we want you to find things out yourself.”
Alice frowned. “That... Didnt answer my question.” The Reviewers grin widened.
“Its a good demonstration of unfairness, dont you think?”As you might have guessed from the last post, I already know this game somewhat, and can tell you right now that, while the descriptions are sometimes interesting, the pixel art is mostly lovely for the time, and the game has technical experimentation Im quite fond of, one thing Im
not fond of is the often arbitrary nature of item placement, some of the puzzles, and some of the deaths.
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| Important note: You do have to stand up first. |
Heres a good example, we fell on a pile of leaves and twigs. We can look at them, and we can search. We need to search, because there is a key inside, and examining the heap gives you not a single clue that theres a key in there. Locker on one side, 10 on the other? Right, lets keep an eye out for a Locker 10, then!
We find ourselves, as you can see, in a little corridor. Were locked in for the moment, with not a key in sight. But first, lets go to the far end of the east corridor, where an important mechanic awaits. Specifically, a bottle (in plain sight) and a cake (hidden under the table in a glass box). Anyone whos remembered Alice in Wonderland will know what these do, but for those who dont... Lets take a look at our score text again.
“You are normal sized.” Size is an important part of some of the games puzzles, and it wont always be clear when we have to go smaller or bigger, or even how much smaller of bigger we need to get... Because yes, there are multiple sizes.
Lets experiment a little. Looking at the bottle, there is “some potion” inside. Well, whats the harm in drinki- Ahahaha, as expected, were tiny, were small, were... big one turn later. And theres no potion left. Hrm. Well, theres still the cake, I supp-OUCH.
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| Its amazing how often Alice gets a bump on the head... |
That, in one paragraph, is a further Dead Man Walking (wasting five minutes of our time) and another trip to the medicine cabinet, another damn reload. Well, if we knew the source, wed know that was a silly idea in the first place. Not that it matters, but we ate all the cake too. Theres also about five or six doors in this one room. So lets try the other end, passing a door with a C on it (near where we fell), a wooden door, and some furniture that seems to just be there as furniture.
How odd, a Piano is playing itself here, and some chairs are playing... Musical Chairs, oh ho ho ho! This is a nice easy puzzle, although if youre not careful, you can definitely die in here. One keys on a musical sheet (Key in C), and the other (Key in G) is inside the piano... Exactly where youd expect musical keys to be (20 CAPs to the first person who correctly notes why these keys are unusual)! And... A thing I had not expected, or misremembered. Actual music. Its about a minute long, its cheery, aaand... Youll probably have finished listening to the music before youve managed to switch discs the two or three times it asks you to and loads the graphics. I now remember why I preferred the DOS version more, less music or not.
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| Remember, sit on a chair when the music stop- Oh, it isnt stopping, and nor are the chairs. |
...I cant believe I forgot that. Either way, getting the second key requires a bit of fiddling, taking the music sheet when the chairs are in the right position, getting on a chair, shrinking, getting into the piano, getting the key, and getting the hell out before you break the piano (And, incidentally, your head). After that, its time to open some doors! The Broom Cupboard, opened with the Key in C, has three items, one of which (the card-shoe) is utterly necessary to the endgame. Thankfully, you cant leave the area without the overalls that are also here.
Now, it would be a good time to mention at this point that, within the six rooms of this area, you will be expected to change discs, if youre efficient and already know the solution, about five or six times. Two to four in the Piano Room (Not sure why it asked me to change disks twice), and two as you switch from the corridor (Disk 2) to the Long Hall (Disk 3, where our potion and cake are). I mention this because its fun to see how much the games assets take up. So far, its around ten, eleven locations, two of which have animations attached, and one MIDI tune on disk 2 (Disk 1, as far as I can tell, is just the title image, the title midi, the installer if your ST had a hard drive, and the games engine, which then stays memory resident until you reset the ST.)
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| For extra oddness, the three middle rooms are disk 2, the outside ones 3. |
Either way, once weve gotten the Key in G, we can unlock the tiny golden door (of no use to us right now because were too big), get visited by the rabbit, who drops a blue fan and blue gloves, and then... What?
This is where the puzzle isnt so elegantly designed. See, we have overalls, which are Gingham patterned (red and white checked cotton), but theyre slightly too small for us. The cake is obviously not the answer. The gloves dont appear to be that important. We basically have to look through, and, in a process of elimination, work out were meant to open the fan, wave it, and get into the overalls... Then wait for Mr. W. Rabbit to come back, mistake us for his maid Mary Anne, give us a key to his house and some demands, then leave the white door unlocked. Stepping through, we find ourselves... With no visible way back, and a second set of demands, this time from the Knave of Hearts, who tells us what we already knew (Its a dream), and that hell tell us how to escape if we steal treacle tarts from the Queen of Hearts.
Damn his eyes, because although
Alice hasnt met the Queen of Hearts, we, the players,
have... and Im already feeling an itching sensation as my neck feels slightly less attached than it is before. Still, theres also a stick insect here, on a stick. Adventure gamer kleptomania strikes again, and I try to get both. Sadly, the stick insect manages to get away. Theres lots of directions we can go, but were only going to deal with one this update. The rest are:
- North, to the Palace Grounds. Nuh-uh, No Way Jose, not yet. Thats Heart Country!
- Every southerly path takes us to some woods, and straight south is a grin floating in midair and a saucer on the ground. I dont know about you, but I dont trust floating grins.
- East is the path to the residence of Mr. W. Rabbit Esq, along with a poster telling us about a croquet game... Were not to be late if were invited... Or heads will roll. Argh!
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| I actually kinda like it. Got a kind of old-country chic to it... |
Rabbits house is very badly maintained, which leads us to believe that Mary Anne, the maid weve been mistaken for, has been gone a
very long time. The grass is overgrown, theres no laundry on the washing line, and the house itself doesnt look too great either. So naturally, we steal the washing line and the sole clothes peg, forlornly hanging on it. Time to rob Mr. W. Rabbit. Step one: Unlock the front door, and in we go!
Im not going to bore you with the entire process lovingly described here, Im just going to summarise. Upstairs is a locked door with a gap on the bottom. It is locked and the key is on the other side. There is a vice in a nearby garden shed, and we already have a sheet of music. I think you can guess how were getting into the White Rabbits room. However, one thing youre not going to notice unless youre looking at everything is that theres a playing card (6 of Diamonds). This is what the card shoe is for...
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| What the... Did anyone get the number of that card? |
We also steal an egg and a cup from the kitchen. So, with all that bumf out of the way, we are finally in the White Rabbits room, which has the pink fan, and the pink gloves we were sent here to get. You may be surprised to note that were already a quarter of the way through the game... And already, weve found things where the developer has relied more on the hint function than designing the puzzles well.
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All of the Items in Room we can see are lovingly described,
you can interact with most of them... And most of them are not very helpful. |
There is no obvious clue as to the uses of the fans, although the potion and cake are obvious to anyone whos read the Wonderland stories (and there are clues on their containers), there is no clue that the No. 10 Locker key is there (and, as far as I am aware, we can completely miss this item, leading to a Dead Man Walking scenario). We have several items, and I will say that successful completion of this game requires
all of them. But we have a goal: Get the hell out of Wonderland, escape this dream that, really, doesnt turn out to be a dream. More of a nightmare.
I currently have a pair of pink gloves, a pink fan, a pair of blue gloves, a lantern, an empty bottle, a cake, a washing line, a clothes peg, a stick, an egg, a cup, and a Locker 10 Key
Time Taken: 1 hour, 10 mins
Total Time: 1 and a half hours
Death States Discovered: Banging head on tunnel (Update 1), Crashing through piano (This update), Eating the cake indoors (This update)
Dead Man Walking States Discovered: Drinking the Potion (This Update), Not Getting Locker Key (This Update), Eating the Cake Before Youre Supposed To (This, and At least one more update)
